| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ant, we've started planning for next season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've booked a coach to Dorking |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | And another for Aldershot |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | You're really going to love visiting Maidstone |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And Havant & Waterlooville |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I thought that Dorking were promoted to the National League South |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and weren't Maidstone relegated? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Errrmmm boss... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We've... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We've been kicked out of the play-offs, Ant |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The ground doesn't have enough covered seats |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room except for Sammy, Midson and that lanky streak of piss, Beasant |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck happened? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I told them the seats would be ready in two years |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | We're the second biggest club in Canvey Island, for fucks sake |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Do you know how much I've spent this season? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I've spunked silly money on two Chelmsford rejects |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Paid Connor Essam 700 quid a week |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Had to pay for two trips to fucking Truro! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Ive even picked up the bill for Midson's hair products |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I need them boss, it gets in my eyes otherwise |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You're 35 years old, get a proper haircut for fucks sake |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sorry boss, I'll get it cut |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I bet it's that fucking Peter Masters behind this |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Yokel bastard |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'll go down there again and break his arm |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and hopefully the ambulance will take fucking 10 hours this time |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | We broke his showers, so fucking what? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's the least they deserved after taking the piss out of us |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Why do we need all those covered seats anyway? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | We can sit people in the caravans next door, they're fucking covered |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They can avoid that rancid bloody smell in there too |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Where is Danny Green? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Collecting the balls that he's sent out of the ground again? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | How can they fucking do this to us? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We've got an official club app! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And it was first ever free one in non league too |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I still miss the media kid, Alfie Gates |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | The person who replaced him can't even spell |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I know he was only about 15 years old but the boy had some talent |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Doing a new signing video for himself at Dorking was taking the piss though |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, Weston have finally gone down |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess the National League South isn't too bad really |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Imagine having a game called off with 20 minutes to go at fucking Gateshead? |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I can cut the budget now too |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | East Thurrock have finally been relegated, thank fuck |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe we can sign Sam Higgins from them? He's a great player |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Might have to add a few quid to the post-match food budget though |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fucking Peter Masters... |
