| 00:01 - 00:06 | Today we are meeting with Ted and Jennifer |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | They both have gotten all of their news from CNN |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | And they just heard about the Mueller report |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | We were promised there was collusion |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | And that Trump would be removed from office |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'm sorry, please excuse me. |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | I voted for Hillary. She was the only one that could heal this country. |
| 00:26 - 00:27 | We are so afraid now |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | He is an evil man that is trying to make money off of us |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | It's sad and I wonder if I can go on living. |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | {more laughing} |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | The problem is you listened to CNN. They lied. |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | Did you believe that he was racist too? |
| 00:50 - 00:54 | {laughing} |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | Yeah of course |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | That was a lie too. |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | OK, moving on. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | Did you really think that the president of the United States was a Putin puppet? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | He had so many contacts with Russia and there was the dossier. |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | There were Russian hookers and |
| 01:20 - 01:21 | and |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | and his Trump tower in Moscow |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | and millions of dollars in bribe money |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | a pee pee tape with disgusting sex acts. |
| 01:27 - 01:39 | {laughing} |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | It's not funny to have a president with hookers. |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | {more laughing} |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Brennan told us the truth didn't he? |
| 01:47 - 01:47 | . |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | And Comey? |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | And Clapper? |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | Sorry again |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | really |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | excuse me so much |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | They all lied. I know this hurts. |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | Let's take a question from the audience. Go ahead sir. |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | Have you ever heard of Fox News? |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | They are like CNN but they tell the truth. CNN is fake news. |
| 02:18 - 02:22 | CNN is faker than Pam Anderson's boobs. |
| 02:22 - 02:24 | The said global warming might cause comets |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | and that planes can't fly without gas |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They are an enemy of the state. |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | You should try Fox for a bit. |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | But, I'm afraid. |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | {applause} |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | Admitting you are wrong is the first step. |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | I thank you again for sharing you story with us. |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | This is not uncommon with libs. |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | The truth hurts and is confusing. |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | Everything they think they know about unicorns and fairy dust is a lie. |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | Good night America and never stop helping those less fortunate. |
