| 00:00 - 00:03 | Terraria beta access has been given to many people around the globe. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Most people have been given access |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | They are still rapidly giving out passes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and have several hundred testers. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I better get in. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I signed up a while ago. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | You... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | You will not be participating in the beta. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Your application was denied. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who is a beta tester, leave now... |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Those fucking bastards! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How dare they deny my beta application? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I'm a great fan of the game and the developer! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | I deserve beta! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | More than those little shits! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I have played Terraria for more than 2,000 hours! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have played all the mods, texture packs, and variations of the game! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I love the game more than life itself! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, you can try signing up with a different username! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Why the fuck would I do that? The developers aren't that stupid! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, it's worth a try if you are that desperate! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You retarded ass, are you kidding me? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I'd get banned! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'd never get to play the game again |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How the fuck is that "worth a try"? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I love the game so much, I'd marry it! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I'd fuck it hard and have mongoloid hybrid babies with it! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I'd move away into the country and grow old with it! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And die by her side! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | My damned life would fucking end if I got caught! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My life is ruined. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've dreamed of becoming a beta tester. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And that dream was ruined. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fucking ruined! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Because some greedy ass bastard wouldn't give me a beta pass! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Yet he gives it to every other mother fucker on the planet! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | How am I any different from them? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | If anything, I'm better than them all! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I fucking deserve beta! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Anna, we got a beta pass. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | My dreams have been crushed... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Stepped all over and shat on by those fucking developers. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | It's over. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I have no more chances |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'll never be a beta tester for Terraria. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those beta testers can go fucking die. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm done. |
