| 00:00 - 00:03 | Fluff' it's my duty to report |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Neilo was spotted here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | at motorcycle dealers around this area |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | taking various test rides |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ahh, taking advantage the deals |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | on the awesome GS Rallye |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Road Colonel, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Neilo |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Neilo has bought an Africa Twin |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | an Adventure Sport |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | BMW Riders remain, everyone else, out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Fecking THREE of you! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | all of you promised your loyalty |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the boxer engine is the finest in the world |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | German engineering to last a thousand years |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the treachory, the shame |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | does the idiot not know that with that seat |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | his arse will be like the WW2 flag |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | of it's native country on Bladebusters |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Road Colonel, I think it looks quite comfortable |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | So does bloody Vanessa Feltz! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Vanessa Felt? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yes, she looks comfortable |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | BUT!!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't want to fecking ride her through europe!! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | thats a job for the mighty boxer engined GS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | not a parallel twin pretending to be a V-twin |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | when he said Africa Twin |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I thought Neilo and Amanda were going |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | all Madonna and heading to Malawi |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | to grab a couple of kids, after all |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | look how many other creatures they have adopted |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Rabbits, cats, guinea pigs |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and now a bloody Honda |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I blame Chester Motorrad |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | if only they'd not called him Alan |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | he'd be astride a GS Rallye today |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | he was going to for it, but then...... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they went Marmot on him, and now |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | he's riding an Africa twin |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK, it's only because Thomas beat fluffy on the Xbox again |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I should be thankful |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | at least the old GS has had a better end |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | than the Firestorm |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | that went in a Sheep trailer |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | the GS, she is safe with Big Vern |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | the Baddersely Butcher |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | isn't she? |
