| 00:00 - 00:02 | Things are looking better |
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Yaw Yaw is now the head coach |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our players are finally watching film |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Hopefully we can string together a few more wins this season |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And eventually make the Camping World bowl in Shreveport |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Not bad, but I expect |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | much more when Tom Herman arrives |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | - silence - |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Tom |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Tom Herman declined our offer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | he wants to live in Texas |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who posts on Tigerdroppings leave this room immediately |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We will never beat Alabama |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW WILL WE EVER BEAT ALABAMA |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You idiots told me Herman liked LSU and eating corndogs |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | everyone likes corndogs |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Now what do we do? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What if we can't exceed Miles's success? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Everyone will laugh at us even more |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | We won't win more than 8 games for the next decade |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Bobby Petrino is looking sharp right now and I like him very much |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HE TOLD ME NO THREE WEEKS AGO!!!!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, I also like Jimbo Fischer |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHY THE HELL WOULD HE DOWNGRADE JOBS, YOU RETARD?!? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's all your fault |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I just wanted to beat Alabama, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | taste their success and make the playoffs soon |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now we will settle for our 7th coaching choice |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Our recruits will decommit and leave the state |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I am sick of losing to Bielema, Freeze and having to eat corndogs for every meal |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | 2016 is another wasted year |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | We start off highly ranked and then lose to Wisconsin and Auburn |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | How will we recover from this? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I was once proud to be a fighting swamp kitten |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I was a joyful baw |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | A happy baw |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Now I do not even enjoy eating corndogs or watching sports |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | What has my life come to? Where did I mess up? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | But I will tell you something |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | We are going to push hard for Dan Mullen.. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | YOU WILL GET HIM IN PURPLE AND YELLOW! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok my dear...I has a corndog |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We will make something work |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We will beat Alabama before I die |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I hope... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But right now |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Go get me five plates of the finest corndogs and a case of busch light |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Who will cry for the little corndog |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | he is lonesome and sad |
