| 00:00 - 00:05 | I told them at TRF that Elegant Escape was the best |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | wake up wake up get on I said |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | He stays, he jumps he wins |
| 00:11 - 00:16 | Galloping well loves Cheltenham |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | They all said he won't win |
| 00:21 - 00:24 | the fools |
| 00:29 - 00:31 | the fools |
| 00:31 - 00:34 | they all bet on Presenting Percy |
| 00:38 - 00:40 | the fools |
| 00:41 - 00:47 | I said the team have the legend Elegant Escape in shape |
| 00:47 - 00:50 | and that Tizzard got him primed |
| 00:50 - 00:56 | Nathan thought Twiston Davies trained him |
| 00:58 - 00:59 | He called him Nige |
| 00:59 - 01:01 | he thought that Sam would ride |
| 01:04 - 01:06 | the team pissed themselves at it |
| 01:06 - 01:08 | we couldn't find a mop either |
| 01:13 - 01:14 | the fool |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | even admin tried to silence me |
| 01:16 - 01:20 | The thread would be empty |
| 01:21 - 01:27 | and no one on the winner, not one of them |
| 01:35 - 01:36 | eating baked beans on toast |
| 01:36 - 01:39 | not even heinz |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | seriously though eh eh |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | Elegant will win another 2 Gold cups |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | for the team |
| 01:50 - 01:53 | TRF think not |
| 01:54 - 01:56 | they say National now |
| 01:56 - 01:58 | he he he he |
| 01:58 - 02:02 | they are all betting on it |
| 02:05 - 02:07 | the fools |
| 02:10 - 02:11 | the lot of |
| 02:11 - 02:13 | of them |
| 02:15 - 02:17 | I'm a millionaire now |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | 3 gold cups tattooed on my chest |
| 02:21 - 02:28 | and a shed load of champagne from wait-rose in my trolly |
| 02:29 - 02:30 | what a victory |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | what a victory, yes |
| 02:36 - 02:40 | I can confirm I am not Oli Bell |
| 02:50 - 02:55 | oh I've found another winning slip 47/1 this one |
| 02:56 - 02:58 | what next for you.? |
| 02:58 - 03:04 | I'm writing a book in Elegant's honour |
| 03:04 - 03:09 | hehe called the Elegant Legend Himself |
| 03:09 - 03:11 | I will write one page per day |
| 03:16 - 03:20 | and post it on TRF |
| 03:23 - 03:26 | next year he will win by a clear fence |
| 03:31 - 03:36 | if any of them bother to turn up and take him on hehe |
