| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mr. Goodell, we have received the results from the Super Bowl. |
| 00:03 - 00:08 | The Patriots faced the Rams at the Mercedes Benz Stadium in Atlanta Georgia. |
| 00:08 - 00:11 | The Rams kept constant pressure on Brady allowing him no touchdowns and one interception. |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | The Patriots were held to just three points going into the final quarter. |
| 00:17 - 00:21 | Im sure Mcvay and the high-powered Rams offense trounced the soft defense |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rodger... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | The Patriots... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Patriots won the game. The defense allowed only three points. |
| 00:33 - 00:39 | Tom Brady led them down the field throwing a pass to Gronk. Sony Punched it in. |
| 00:53 - 01:00 | Anyone who is not a Patriots hater and think's Tom Brady is the GOAT, leave the room now. |
| 01:12 - 01:14 | Please God, not again! |
| 01:14 - 01:17 | How does the number two scoring offense get held to three points! |
| 01:18 - 01:20 | By a team the got torched by Nick Foles |
| 01:21 - 01:25 | That slob Patricia couldn't get a single stop, now defensive genius Belichick is back! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I cannot believe this. |
| 01:31 - 01:33 | They were only 11-5, I even suspended Gordon. |
| 01:34 - 01:40 | Max Kellerman promised me Brady was falling off the cliff. 41 years old and he is throwing to a lacrosse player and quarterback! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir no one expected this defense to play this well. |
| 01:42 - 01:44 | Bullshit, Mcvay should have been ready! |
| 01:44 - 01:46 | He knows Flores has been dialing up the pressure this year. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir Goff got rattled. |
| 01:48 - 01:50 | What the fuck, they always find a way to win these games. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They were suppose to be falling apart |
| 01:54 - 01:59 | Now I have to go hand them another trophy and watch Belichick and Brady laugh in my face while all the fans boo me off stage. |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | People will compare Brady with Jordan and talk about how great the Patriots dynasty is. |
| 02:04 - 02:09 | Cant we come up with some more bullshit about how they cheated? |
| 02:09 - 02:13 | I thought deflate gate would do them in, I took another first round pick from them! |
| 02:13 - 02:16 | They traded Garoppolo, Brady and Belichick could not stand each other. The Dynasty was dead! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now they have twelve first round picks and they will probably be even better next year. Fuck! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | what am I suppose to do now. |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | Brady will probably play three more years. |
| 02:32 - 02:34 | And Belichick will coach forever. |
| 02:34 - 02:38 | The dynasty will roll on. |
| 02:41 - 02:43 | They can't be stopped. |
| 02:44 - 02:49 | The chargers were undefeated on the road until Gillette. |
| 02:49 - 02:53 | The Chiefs looked unstoppable then Andy Reid sat on the bench half the game. |
| 02:54 - 02:59 | Then I gifted the Rams the Super Bowl so football would succeed in LA |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | They come in and got shut down making me look like even more of a fool. |
| 03:04 - 03:10 | Its ok, the Saints would have lost too. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Get the trophy, its time. |
| 03:19 - 03:22 | Its over, Brady and Belichick are the best ever. |
| 03:24 - 03:27 | The Patriots are the greatest dynasty ever. |
| 03:32 - 03:33 | I want Max Kellerman fired. |
| 03:41 - 03:50 | Tell all the Patriots haters its over, there is no more use in trying to discredit the Patriots. They will only sound like fools. |
| 03:54 - 03:56 | Fuck the Patriots. |
