| 00:00 - 00:03 | Herr Fuhrer, If we carry on our good season |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | we can look forward to some good European games here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We have some winnable games coming up starting with Norwich tonight, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | followed by the derby with Sunderland on Saturday and a chance for revenge. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We should be alright for the six points |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Cabaye's running the show completely at the minute. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | he, err, . |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ...He's been sold to PSG subject to a medical! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They made an improved bid from the £14M they first offered. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who thinks there's a good chance Happy Face will make a graph from this situation, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is he thinking? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Selling our best fucking player?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | when we have a European place to fight for?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Does he think we'll get another cheap Maestro?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | From Graham Carr's French ligue black book? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened at West Ham!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Look what happened at Old Trafford! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Will fucking Obertan come on to make a difference?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, he's a former Man Utd player who will compliment Ben Arfa! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He's fucking shit, man! He is now our back up along with Sammy long legs and fucking Marveaux! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer! You must have trust in Alan, Joe and Mike! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Trust?! Fucking Ashley!? And that Clown Kinnear?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Fucking Trust?! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I'd sooner trust a homicidal maniac |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with a sharp knife in his hand giving me a smile and a wink. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | than the fucking 'Genius' Mike!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And there's CT and Phil! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | They'll post any kind of utter horseshit |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | To try and justify this owners actions. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | They make Leazes look like the Dalai fucking Lama! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Man U buy Mata, we sell Cabaye. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If only they would learn from Kevin Keegan. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Almost always sold at a profit |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and always looked to improve the squad. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Will we now sign Remy on a permanent deal when the loan runs out?! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Will Krul still think it's 'crazy' and 'Amazing' to play for us? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who'll sign now? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The ones who will only see us as stepping stone and a means |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | to fuck off to a proper club who want to win stuff?! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Cath, Shane's come on leaps and bounds at Birmingham. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I wish Keegan was still here. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I'd even take Leazes back to hear how he always told us but we wouldn't listen. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Never should've been banned. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Mind, at least CT can give us his highly valued opinions. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Telling us how the Toon should do things with his vast NUFC experience. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Of how we all owe Mike a debt. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Or some shit like that. |
