Hitler v The Highworth Ten (part 3)

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Hitler receives disappointing news before the 2019 Highworth Ten.

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00:00 - 00:03So, this year's Ten then.
00:04 - 00:05Same start time as usual.
00:05 - 00:07But we'll have to be sharper late on...
00:08 - 00:12... we don't want to miss the curry this time.
00:12 - 00:15That was a real disappointment last year.
00:17 - 00:19I love the Ten.
00:19 - 00:21I also love the films Peej makes before it.
00:24 - 00:26About that, chief.
00:27 - 00:28We've had news.
00:31 - 00:33Peej isn't doing a film or questions this year.
00:34 - 00:36He says he's too busy.
00:53 - 00:58All those who don't work full-time, get out now.
01:13 - 01:15Too busy? Too busy?
01:15 - 01:17He doesn't know the meaning of busy!
01:18 - 01:23What does he do all day?
01:25 - 01:28He washes up and does a sudoku.
01:29 - 01:31That's about it.
01:31 - 01:34And he might throw some darts for five minutes.
01:34 - 01:37And he says he's too busy to do a film.
01:37 - 01:40This will ruin the Ten for me.
01:40 - 01:42Ben's doing some questions instead.
01:42 - 01:46Ben's doing the questions? Have you forgotten his previous efforts?
01:46 - 01:48I missed that year boss.
01:48 - 01:52Seriously, you were so lucky to miss that.
01:53 - 01:54It was about the TV cameras...
01:56 - 01:57...at Premier League grounds.
01:57 - 02:00Are they on the dugout side?
02:00 - 02:03Or are they opposite the dugouts?
02:04 - 02:08It was embarrassing. We didn't know where to look.
02:08 - 02:13And he didn't even have all the answers!.
02:14 - 02:16And you want him to ask more questions?
02:17 - 02:21Are you out of your minds? Ben's questions?
02:27 - 02:29Give me a break.
02:30 - 02:34It's going to be Gouldy's questions isn't it?
02:34 - 02:36"Where have I played football?" again.
02:41 - 02:42Or his other one.
02:43 - 02:47"Which famous people have I met this year?"
02:48 - 02:53The bloke who played BatMan in the 1960s TV series.
02:54 - 02:56Danny John-Jules.
02:56 - 02:59Someone who was in an Ewok outfit...
03:00 - 03:02...in Return of the Jedi.
03:04 - 03:07It's ok. Ian can explain how an aerofoil generates lift.
03:14 - 03:16Why does this always happen to me?
03:19 - 03:23Perhaps I should just stay in and have a couple of cans.
03:25 - 03:26And a meal deal from Asda.
03:31 - 03:33Maybe I should write some questions.
03:40 - 03:46That ruins it for me though as I love guessing. It doesn't matter if I'm right.
03:46 - 03:49I just like to have a guess.
03:53 - 03:56There's nothing wrong with that. That's what Cooky does.