| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we just got word of some clown making fun of our liquor on the internet |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | he was seen by one of our men who was watching just outside of Berlin |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Right here in our own mother land! |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | This guy sucks down Jagermeister and beer |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and tells people to FOOK OFF |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes I have heard of this prick |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | He uses my saying FOOK OFF |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He is mocking you |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Yes and he is FUNNY TOO |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Now he wears the same clown shoes u wear in the bedroom |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Yes and he had a BALLOON DICK |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Stop talking about this JERKO |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I already know who the fuck he is |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do u think IM stupid..everyone knows this guy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | There are people right outside this door who are fans! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They were all told to FOOK OFF |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Did u know he plays great music too? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | That Jerko has a ton of tunes! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | HE can drink more than any 3 of you fucks in one sitting |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I want to be like Jerko Fuhrer |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Are you crazy...do u realize that if tried to be like Jerko your liver would fucking disintegrate? Hes a PRO |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir...he can stand after drinking like that...you cant handle two shots! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Are u saying he can outdrink me you fuck? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | You are nuts |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Ive heard all this before... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Yeah Jerko is broadcasting |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Yeah he has hot bitches as mods... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I have heard it all about this man |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | But he better stop using my saying FOOK YOU |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If he doesnt ..its going to be FOOK HIM!!!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | these broadcasters all wish they were me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Maybe I should put him in an oven |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | turn it up to 1000 degrees and haved BAKED JERKO |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Then I will put his ass in a Recipe Book Clown Shoes and all |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Yeah BAKED JERKO thats perfect! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I will show the world DONT FUCK WITH DJ ADOLPH |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then I will put my shoes on and go on Vaughn Live! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | FUCK THE REST WATCH THE BEST |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | There are a ton of bitches who would love to be mods for me |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | And then I will put JERKO FOOK OFF ON MY BOARD! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Dont Cry GErda..I have had that balloon dick its all air |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I really want him as a Co Host |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | We could do shots together and sing German Songs LIVE on cam |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | NAH HES DEAD.... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I will rip off that balloon dick |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | then he can wonder what its like to be dickless |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I cant handle this Jerko guy any longer |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | now just go and leave me alone so I can cry |
