Goodell is informed the Patriots are 3-0

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The Goodell is informed series: Game 3 Sept 22 2016 NE vs Houston

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00:00 - 00:03My Kommissioner, Patroits play Texans tonight
00:04 - 00:05...with rookie 3rd-string QB Brisset
00:05 - 00:07...in front of a national audience
00:08 - 00:12Gronkowski is barely playing
00:12 - 00:15Garppollo not at all, maybe out for the year
00:17 - 00:19Good - we found the Spear of Destiny
00:19 - 00:21What's the score?
00:24 - 00:26My Kommisioner,
00:27 - 00:28It's 27 - 0: Patriots
00:31 - 00:33with two minutes left in the game
00:34 - 00:36Brissett ran for a touchdown
00:53 - 00:58Anyone that thought injuring Garoppolo before a Thursday night game was enough - leave
01:13 - 01:15DO - YOUR - JOB!!!
01:15 - 01:17They beat the Arizona Chickens, then the Stinky Fish after Garoppolo's removed
01:18 - 01:23and now, the Useless Texans!
01:25 - 01:28Houston was more deflated tonight
01:29 - 01:31than The Hindenburg!
01:31 - 01:34they get shut out like
01:34 - 01:37the LA Lambs last week!
01:37 - 01:40Unbelievable!
01:40 - 01:42My Kommissioner, McNair said 'Defense is playing lights out'
01:42 - 01:46Like they all had concussions!
01:46 - 01:48Osweiler's everything we thought he'd be
01:48 - 01:52Yeah, he could not beat out lame Peyton last year!
01:53 - 01:54and he was shut out in the touch football era
01:56 - 01:57So tell me your secret weapon to prevent 4-0
01:57 - 02:00The Ryan brothers?
02:00 - 02:03It gets worse...
02:04 - 02:08We have a PatsFans mole
02:08 - 02:13One of you posted 'Goodell Freaks out---must watch this' last week
02:14 - 02:16and it went viral
02:17 - 02:21I would not wish this on even Sean Payton!
02:27 - 02:29Tom Florio is writing about fallen ratings
02:30 - 02:34Now, he's going to discuss 'Goodell is informed...' parody
02:34 - 02:36and Michael Irvin suggesting renaming
02:41 - 02:42the Lombardi Trophy
02:43 - 02:47the Belichick Trophy
02:48 - 02:53If that's not enough,
02:54 - 02:56the Patriots might trade Garoppolo,
02:56 - 02:59or Brissett
03:00 - 03:02or both
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, I have a spare Mark Sanchez jersey
03:14 - 03:16they will go from dynasty to dynasty
03:19 - 03:23hand the HC to Stephen Belichick
03:25 - 03:26'Damn Patriots' will run on Broadway for a decade
03:31 - 03:33Don Shula has his annual 17-0 celebration
03:40 - 03:46I'm going to invite him to do it in my suite
03:46 - 03:49during the Super Bowl
03:50 - 03:56then at the end of the fourth quarter we drink the poisoned champagne. Bottoms up!