Goodell is informed the Patriots are 3-0
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The Goodell is informed series: Game 3 Sept 22 2016 NE vs Houston
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Kommissioner, Patroits play Texans tonight |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | ...with rookie 3rd-string QB Brisset |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | ...in front of a national audience |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Gronkowski is barely playing |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Garppollo not at all, maybe out for the year |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Good - we found the Spear of Destiny |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | What's the score? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Kommisioner, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | It's 27 - 0: Patriots |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | with two minutes left in the game |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Brissett ran for a touchdown |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that thought injuring Garoppolo before a Thursday night game was enough - leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | DO - YOUR - JOB!!! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They beat the Arizona Chickens, then the Stinky Fish after Garoppolo's removed |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and now, the Useless Texans! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Houston was more deflated tonight |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | than The Hindenburg! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | they get shut out like |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the LA Lambs last week! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Unbelievable! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Kommissioner, McNair said 'Defense is playing lights out' |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Like they all had concussions! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Osweiler's everything we thought he'd be |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Yeah, he could not beat out lame Peyton last year! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | and he was shut out in the touch football era |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So tell me your secret weapon to prevent 4-0 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The Ryan brothers? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It gets worse... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We have a PatsFans mole |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | One of you posted 'Goodell Freaks out---must watch this' last week |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and it went viral |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I would not wish this on even Sean Payton! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Tom Florio is writing about fallen ratings |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Now, he's going to discuss 'Goodell is informed...' parody |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | and Michael Irvin suggesting renaming |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | the Lombardi Trophy |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | the Belichick Trophy |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | If that's not enough, |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | the Patriots might trade Garoppolo, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | or Brissett |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | or both |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I have a spare Mark Sanchez jersey |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | they will go from dynasty to dynasty |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | hand the HC to Stephen Belichick |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 'Damn Patriots' will run on Broadway for a decade |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Don Shula has his annual 17-0 celebration |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm going to invite him to do it in my suite |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | during the Super Bowl |
| 03:50 - 03:56 | then at the end of the fourth quarter we drink the poisoned champagne. Bottoms up! |