The Fuhrer Recieves information regarding TTK 0.5

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The leader of the Third Reich learns of the global nerfs in BFV

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00:00 - 00:03The patch notes for the TTK test are in
00:04 - 00:05it says "maximum damage is now lower for most weapons"
00:05 - 00:07and "it will take on average one more bullet to kill"
00:08 - 00:12they claim their "game data" indicates TTK as a reason for low player retention
00:12 - 00:15and by allowing "casual players" to survive longer will ensure "everyone has a great time" that they come back to.
00:17 - 00:19What about all the issues discovered by the community post launch?
00:19 - 00:21like retroactive company coin?
00:24 - 00:26My leader
00:27 - 00:28They
00:31 - 00:33They haven't touched anything but TTK here
00:34 - 00:36other issues remain in game and DICE have gone radio silent.
00:53 - 00:58Anyone in this room who hill humps, sits in spawn with armor, or skip revives on principle - get out
01:13 - 01:15THEY CHANGED TTK?!
01:15 - 01:17NOTHING BUT TTK YOU SAY?!
01:18 - 01:23I CANT VAULT OVER PEBBLES, OR RUN THROUGH BUSHES HALF THE TIME
01:25 - 01:28BUT APPARENTLY FUCK US ALL IF WE KILL SOMEONE WITH ANY LESS THAN HALF A MAG
01:29 - 01:31I don't even PLAY medic and it makes me want to uninstall
01:31 - 01:348 bodyshots from our beautiful MP40s
01:34 - 01:37I didn't know the UNTOLD SIDE OF WW2
01:37 - 01:40WAS THAT IT WAS FOUGHT WITH NERF GUNS
01:40 - 01:42I think the idea is that the TTK is a competitive disadv-
01:42 - 01:46ITS NOT A COMPETITIVE GAME, K/D DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
01:46 - 01:48New players are being thrown into meatgrinders!
01:48 - 01:52THATS WHAT A BOOTCAMP GAME MODE IS FOR
01:53 - 01:54YOU DONT SCREW OVER YOUR CORE COMMUNITY
01:56 - 01:57JUST FOR THE SAKE OF HAVING MORE
01:57 - 02:00 POOR SAPS TO SELL MICROTRANSACTIONS TO.
02:00 - 02:03THE SUOMI HEALS ENEMIES NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE
02:04 - 02:08SANITÄTERS ARE LOSING THEIR JOBS BECAUSE OF THIS
02:08 - 02:13PICKING A PLANE IS A COMMITMENT TO BEING AFK FOR 3 MINUTES PER BOMB
02:14 - 02:16BECAUSE OF THE ASTRONOMICAL RELOAD TIMES
02:17 - 02:21AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HIT REGISTRATION AND DETECTION
02:27 - 02:29...someone actually thought Conquest Assault belonged in Grand Ops...
02:30 - 02:34...someone thought a "deluxe edition" meant 2 crappy skins and duplicate clothes
02:34 - 02:36Our own Fallschirmjäger are jumping out of C-47 Skytrains full of British Commandos
02:41 - 02:42How did we get here?
02:43 - 02:47bipods worked reliably for the first time in a Battlefield title in BF1
02:48 - 02:53and now I have an existential crisis every time I get set up!
02:54 - 02:56Do I want my bipod out? Or don't I?
02:56 - 02:59Turns out I'd rather stand up and get shot for no reason
03:00 - 03:02Bonus points if it's a 1 frame death that was "fixed"
03:04 - 03:07Don't worry, they left the Drilling alone
03:14 - 03:16They lowered the IQ requirement for Panzerfausts...
03:19 - 03:23by 80 points. You don't even have to aim anymore.
03:31 - 03:33Who are they making games for?
03:40 - 03:46Oh yeah, I've been level 50 since the end of November
03:46 - 03:49and I still haven't gotten any compensation.
03:53 - 03:56I should've never left my Hellriegel.