The Great T-206 Autographed Mystery

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T206 Baseball Card Autograph Caper - "The Downfall of a Hobby"

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00:00 - 00:03According to all the intelligence we have so far
00:04 - 00:05The forgers are holed up in a farmhouse, just outside Berlin.
00:05 - 00:07We've tracked several shipments of antique fountain ink
00:08 - 00:12and a stack of T201 beaters from the Tuscaloosa Trailer Park find
00:12 - 00:15It's only a matter of time before the double signed Nap Lajoie/Fred Falkenberg cards hit the market
00:17 - 00:19Ok, Ok, not so bad
00:19 - 00:21 At least we have PSA and JSA as a last line of defence
00:24 - 00:26My Fuhrer
00:27 - 00:28...oh man
00:31 - 00:33PSA and JSA have dropped the ball
00:34 - 00:36They are authenticating everything that smells like money
00:53 - 00:58Everybody who has paid more then $10 for a Bob Feller autograph please leave the room
01:13 - 01:15This is unacceptable
01:15 - 01:17I submitted 3 Moe Berg signed cards to JSA just yesterday
01:18 - 01:23Are you telling me I paid 150 bucks for a f*#king guess?
01:25 - 01:28The dealer I bought them from said they came
01:29 - 01:31from the great Stuttgart find of 1938
01:31 - 01:34Whatever the f*ck that means
01:34 - 01:37T206 cards signed through the mail?
01:37 - 01:40We should have known it was bullshit from the beginning
01:40 - 01:42My fuhrer, they told us they were good, the signatures matched up
01:42 - 01:46Are you out of your gottamn mind you idiot
01:46 - 01:48My fuhrer, Rube Marquard loved to sign that card
01:48 - 01:52There wasn't but a handful of these around before 10 years ago
01:53 - 01:54Now everywhere
01:56 - 01:57You think they were growin them
01:57 - 02:00on pig farms in Girard, Ohio?
02:00 - 02:03Fell out of some attic in some grandma's house?
02:04 - 02:08Fred Parent, Paddy Livingstone, Bob Rhoades, Jap Barbeau, Red Murray
02:08 - 02:13Nobody gave a sh*t about these guys in the last decade
02:14 - 02:16Now they're selling for over a grand apiece in auctions?
02:17 - 02:21Of course there's funny business going on you assh*les
02:27 - 02:29I've spent thousands on this crap
02:30 - 02:34I don't know what's real and what's fake anymore
02:34 - 02:36Max Schmeling warned me about this and I didn't listen
02:41 - 02:42First the Gretzky Wagner
02:43 - 02:47I was a poor artist then so I didn't care if some rich hockey player got ripped off
02:48 - 02:53Then the trimming and the Marciano letters and the fake Babe Ruth balls
02:54 - 02:56I ignored it all
02:56 - 02:59I thought I couldn't pass up this deal. It has to be real, it just HAS to
03:00 - 03:02Who the hell would forge an Elmer Flick autograph
03:04 - 03:07Don't cry, he doesn't know Elmer Flick is your dad
03:14 - 03:16I can't do this anymore
03:19 - 03:23I think I'm going to go back to collecting mid-grade Topps cards
03:25 - 03:2675 Topps
03:31 - 03:33I love those stupid borders
03:40 - 03:46I want to feel like a child again. I can't do that if my stomach hurts all the time worrying about these TPA's
03:46 - 03:49They can all go to hell for all I care
03:53 - 03:56Where's Moe Berg when you need him the most?