00:00 - 00:03 | Johan announced East vs West won't have multiplayer. |
00:04 - 00:05 | Raging forumites have been replying from here, |
00:05 - 00:07 | here, and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Nobody from the Paradox community knows what to expect anymore, |
00:12 - 00:15 | and we have been receiving signals of dissent even from /gsg/. |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's tragic, but not fatal. |
00:19 - 00:21 | At least I can get to play it by June. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The game... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The game won't be released for 6 months after reaching beta. |
00:34 - 00:36 | And it hasn't reached beta stage yet. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you pirated your games, get out of my sight now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | Another six months? |
01:15 - 01:17 | After beta, another six damn months?! |
01:18 - 01:23 | How many million times has it been delayed? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Why are they making a fool of the customers? |
01:29 - 01:31 | This is purely unacceptable! |
01:31 - 01:34 | They delay it and we can only say "Yes, yes"! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Delaying EvW is the only thing these guys have been good at! |
01:37 - 01:40 | We are all going to die before it is released! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Führer, the devs encountered problems with the cod- |
01:42 - 01:46 | And they can't give us some info about the game in the meanwhile? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Führer, they have a very tight NDA! |
01:48 - 01:52 | I even bought pencils to write down any news about EvW! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I bought them in vain! |
01:56 - 01:57 | The marketing team has no limits, |
01:57 - 02:00 | prohibiting the devs from saying anything at all |
02:00 - 02:03 | or releasing some damn screenshots to the public! |
02:04 - 02:08 | Have you seen another game with just eight DDs? |
02:08 - 02:13 | The only way to get information about the game is from Wikileaks! |
02:14 - 02:16 | This is an astounding failure! |
02:17 - 02:21 | If I'm this mad, and I'm not even in the game, imagine Stalin! |
02:27 - 02:29 | He must be foaming at the mouth. |
02:30 - 02:34 | But he got a contract unlike me, who would have to add myself in 'We are the World'. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Me, a fictional minister! |
02:41 - 02:42 | At least Q3... |
02:43 - 02:47 | And then they will say they are too close to the release date of the big titles! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Which means the game will be pushed to 2015. |
02:54 - 02:56 | And then, another delay. |
02:56 - 02:59 | How are they going to explain it to us? |
03:00 - 03:02 | 'East vs West: A Magna Mundi Game'! |
03:04 - 03:07 | At least your husband will spend more time with you. |
03:14 - 03:16 | All I wanted was to play a Cold War game. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I was hoping maybe some day I'll even load the Vaterland mod on it. |
03:25 - 03:26 | In vain. |
03:31 - 03:33 | It was all a dream. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I have no choice but to play the NWO mod for Darkest Hour now, |
03:46 - 03:49 | or buy that atrocity Supreme Ruler is. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Bring me my computer. |