| 00:00 - 00:03 | The withdrawal agreement left Berlin yesterday |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The Maybot activated |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and the Cabinet approved by evening |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The backstop allows us to effectively control the UK or annex Northern Ireland |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We added 20XX just to take the piss. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | No one can read 585 pages. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The MPs will vote it through. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | There's just one thing. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jacob... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jacob Rees-Mogg was not the pussy we took him for. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He wrote a letter. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All those who pre-ordered James O'Brien's book on Amazon leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | The fucking hag! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | The stupid fucking hag! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The DUP we could handle. But Mogg's irrefutable logic and principled stand will galvanise the House. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Even if she survives a no confidence vote |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | the deal is dead |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Everything she touches turns to shit. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | She called a press conference and what did she talk about? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Geoffrey fucking Boycott |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, we still have Agent Cob |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | The tramp Corbyn is a Brexiteer! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The Labour MPs are remainers |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | They are a bunch of chocolate teapots. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Wankpuffins. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | For a 1,000 years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the British have ruined our plans |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | for an over-centralised technocracy |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | With their common law and freedom of the individual |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And now they send the right honourable MP from the 18th century |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | to fuck us up with a letter. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He probably dictated it to his nanny! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I told David to his face. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Whatever you do. Don't give them a vote. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The British people are lions. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Verhofstadt. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | He's all over Twitter. Mouthing off about an EU army. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Can't he just wait a few more months? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Farage is on LBC every night. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He's pissing himself |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | He's even besties with Trump. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | There's still the People's Vote |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | This is just the start. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Italians will be next. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And Merkel. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Have Adonis shot. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Tell the BBC to put all resources into Project Fear. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We might as well. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | floccinaucinihilipilification |
