The Downfall "Brayden Smith"
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| 00:00 - 00:03 | We laid out the plans to take over desert racing exactly as you asked us to. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We made a video. And we posted a thread on RACE DEZERT. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Our original post is written word for word exactly as you said it. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We even made a graphic of our imaginary race team and used that as our avatar. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that, we've done nothing but reply to the people of RDC. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So, whats the deal? Who is giving me a trophy truck to race? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | We'll find out what they want. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Brayden, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | um... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sir, its not going well. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its actually terrible. A total shit show. Like really fucking bad. This was not the best way to go about this. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone here who doesnt get to race other peoples trophy trucks needs to leave the room immediately. GTFO |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How is it my brilliant fucking plan of going on the internet and tugging on peoples heart strings didnt work? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It was fool proof! What did you guys do to fuck this up for me? I want a geiser! NOW! Gimme Gimme Gimme! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What I'm asking for isn't that unreasonable. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | All I wanted was for people to buy a truck, |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | spend a shit load of time and money prepping it. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Then I show up and have all the fun racing. How could anyone |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | in their right mind not jump at a chance like this? Are they stupid? This is the oportunity of a life time for them. I mean, seriously. I'm Brayden Fucking |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Brayden, thats not how it works. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't you try and tell me "how it works". I'm 17. I know EVERYTHING!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Well you might think that, But... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you dare try and tell me what I know! Im Brayden Smith. I almost bought a helmet once. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I had those race dezert people running to give me guidance about safety. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So how come they arent running to let me drive their race cars this time? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | What the hell do they want? Am I supposed to actually earn my shot at being a wheel man? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | How is everyone supposed to know how fast I probably am if i dont get a free trophy truck? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | This is my dream. I dont have time to waste being on a pit crew. Prepping and doing all that grunt work is for assholes. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Brayden Smith is a driver! He doesn't do "work". |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | All I wanted for Christmas was a fully funded race program handed to me. WTF? I'm wiling to put myself out there |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | and wasnt even gonna charge anyone for letting me race their stuff. What are they worried about? |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | My lack of experience? I did some donughts in my cousins ranger one time. So obviously |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I am qualified to beat Rob Mac like he's my step kid. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | have you seen his haircut? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My age is an issue? What a load of crap! I mean how old is that Luke McMillan kid? Eleven? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | And he gets a Jimco? This is bullshit! I could school him and his smarty pants brother Dan. That guy cant do better than fourth place to save his life. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Then theres that little squid fishDOOD. He has weaseled his way into more peoples races cars than anyone EVER! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And hes a god damn midget! I cant believe he can even reach the gas pedal. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He just dicks around online pretending to work on oil pumps and BAM, hes co dogging a TT in baja with Pflueger |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! Should I try and swing from Pat Daileys balls like fish does? It seems to be working pretty good for him. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK. Angie keeps Pats balls in her Louis Vuitton Purse. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I thought after Pistol laughed in our faces back in September you guys woulda figured a way to get me a TT by now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And shut the hell up about that guy with the class nine. He's gotta be crazy to think im gonna give him a grand for the pleasure of skipping around the desert |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And RENTa trophy kart? Those are for beginners! I'm Brayden Fucking Smith! I dont walk before I run. Im really good at sports so obviously I don't RENT any |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | If playin short stop in little league doesnt qualify me to have a race care at my disposal then what does? I guess i need to play golf like the other big shot |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | If I can score under par on the back nine then Pat Daily would be carzy not to let me run his new ten car. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I guess whoever wins the 1000 this year will have an asterisk after their name on the trophy. I mean, if I didn't race is their win really legit? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Oh well, fuck it. I'm gonna join the forum over at Pirate. Im over this desert racing thing. Those guys over there will probably give me a fleet of rock craw |