| 00:00 - 00:03 | And so we come to our 2019-20 re-issue schedule - |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | - games long out of print - |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | - will be produced here - |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | - at Ludofact's main plant in Berlin. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We have prepared a list. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Excellent. And the games? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Cuba? Feld's Macao? Glory To Rome? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Um...none of those, Sir. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Rights have - |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | - reverted to the Authors, you see. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We _do_ have "Scandaroon" though, Sir. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Scandaroon? |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We paid all that money for the best Design Houses in gaming - |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | - and all we have to show for it is a card game that even the designer hates?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Where is my Deluxified Gingkopolis? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Where is my Anniversary Edition of Small World? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | FFS, I'd even settle for Coloretto! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Christ! Scandaroon uses the word 'Trump' in the rulebook! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | You have 30 years of Eurogaming to choose from - |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | - Breese, Kramer & Keisling, Rosenberg, Seyfarth - |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But there's a lovely poem on the back, Sir. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A poem won't win us Spiel des Jahres, idiot! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But, Sir, if we simply improve the artwork - |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | A dog pissing on the box would 'improve the artwork'! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Now I've broken my pencil! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | That was my favourite pencil. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The lead never snapped on sharpening - |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | - and it had a sweet-smelling eraser on the top. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I loved that pencil. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I signed some of my best Warrants with that pencil. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And I did a lovely picture of an elephant - |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | - it was carrying a bag of peanuts in it's trunk! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now I will require a new pencil. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I suppose we only have mass-produced HBs in the stationery cupboard? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Made of cheap wood. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Scandaroon. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why don't you just do an SS-themed Monopoly? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Or just take a big shit in my shoes? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Ach! My beloved pencil. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | That I should add that to the list of Scandaroon's crimes. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You could bring me Palaces of Carrara? But, no - |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok; perhaps he will like it once he's played it? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It's so difficult publishing boardgames. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The public are so fickle; their tastes change endlessly. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Worker placement. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Dice drafting. Bag-building. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Sci-fi themes then trading themes. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Plastic minis THIS and double-layered boards THAT |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Print Scandaroon, then; I'll see you in Hell. |
