00:00 - 00:03 | The PvP in Guild Wars 2 is broken up into 4 maps. |
00:04 - 00:05 | The three most important being Forest, |
00:05 - 00:07 | Kyhlo, and Foefire. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Aside from the water level, it is decent fun, |
00:12 - 00:15 | but beyond that there doesn't seem to be much else to do. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Let's immediately move to tournament stomping as planned. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I'm too far from having the sexy gear I had in beta. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | A-Net... |
00:31 - 00:33 | A-Net has broken tournament rewards and is lagging with the fix. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are more occupied with fixing PvE. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Hot joiners, PvErs, and lvl 2+ leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME!? |
01:15 - 01:17 | SCREWING UP THE ONE THING I WANTED MOST! |
01:18 - 01:23 | THEY SHOULD BEG ME TO KEEP PLAYING AFTER THIS! |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they expect my reaction to be? |
01:29 - 01:31 | AND THEY PUT DRAGON SLAYERS BEFORE US! |
01:31 - 01:34 | This is Warhammer and Rift all over again! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Hijacked by filthy PvE scum who keyboard turn! |
01:37 - 01:40 | Sheep being escorted to the chopping block! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, they've posted on twitter and the wiki about trying to patch th- |
01:42 - 01:46 | THE ONLY THING THAT NEEDS A PATCH RIGHT NOW IS MY ASSHOLE! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they've tried several times now and- |
01:48 - 01:52 | I don't want to hear another word about their pathetic attempts. |
01:53 - 01:54 | THEY'RE FAILING ME! |
01:56 - 01:57 | This is the vicious cycle repeating itself. |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we understand your problems!" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the system!" |
02:04 - 02:08 | Do you think they give a shit about what you think right now? |
02:08 - 02:13 | They're too busy fixing some level 76 personal story quest reward! |
02:14 - 02:16 | They need to realize their goddamn priorities. |
02:17 - 02:21 | All this talk about eSports got me hyped and look at it now! |
02:27 - 02:29 | All those beta weekends and stress tests. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I'll tell you one thing, right now I'm pretty fucking stressed. |
02:34 - 02:36 | I don't even know who to be mad at. |
02:41 - 02:42 | PvE priority... |
02:43 - 02:47 | DID FUTURE TRUNKS GIVE PRIORITY TO FREEZA WHEN HE FIRST SHOWED UP!? |
02:48 - 02:53 | I can't believe the launch was that smooth and this hasn't been fixed yet. |
02:54 - 02:56 | "We're working on a fix for PvP tournament rewards." |
02:56 - 02:59 | DID THEY THINK I WOULD LET THIS SLIDE!? |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'VE NEVER BEEN SO COVERED IN PISS! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok Anna, he'll get 1 or 2 chests. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Sitting here and barking accomplishes nothing. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I suppose I should have expected this sudden change of heart. |
03:25 - 03:26 | We must change. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Contact the PvErs. |
03:40 - 03:46 | If they continue to reward 3 rounds of effort with worthless titles and statistics... |
03:46 - 03:49 | Then I'll do the one thing that will make a difference. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Let's do PvE for dyes. |