| 00:05 - 00:07 | Sir, the Champions League draw just happened |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | All 16 teams know who they are facing |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | City is playing Barcelona and Chelsea is playing Galatasaray |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | Perfect we'll be the last English team once again |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | Arsenal |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | Rbl |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | Arsenal is playing Bayern Munich |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | The defending european champions |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | everyone happy about this draw can fuck off |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | now |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | WE PLAYED THEM LAST YEAR |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | NOW WE HAVE TO GO AGAIN? |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | THAT STUPID CUNT PLATINI |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | HOW DOES HE LET THIS HAPPEN TWICE |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | HE JUST HATES WENGER DOESNT HE |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | ALL OUR FUCKING WORK DOWN THE DRAIN |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | SIR we beat them 2-0 last year at home |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | who fucking cares?!?!? |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | LOOK AT THEIR TEAM |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | sir we have ozil and ramsey and giroud |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | We have a Fucking thin squad |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | EVERY PLAYER IS EXHAUSTED |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | UEFA YOU RIGGED CUNTS |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | They always make it difficult for us |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | Just because we can't pay them enough |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | AT THE SAME TIME UNITED GETS OLYMPIAKOS |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | moyes is paying off UEFA |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | and the fucker can't even deliver a win |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | and every fucking time they take their anger out on us |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | we have a good squad |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | one that can win tough games |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | not impossible ones |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | fucking shit |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | giroud and bendtner |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | against ribery |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | AND robben |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | Oh fuck man |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | THOSE DAMN GERMAN FANS WILL BE PISSING BEER ON US LAUGHING |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | WE'LL NEED A MIRACLE TO GO THROUGH |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | not conceding 3 goals at home! |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | 3 FUCKING GOALS AT HOME |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | THAT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING JOKE |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Don't cry we tied them 3-3 last year |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | we're fucked now... |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | Wenger needs to kick the team in their ass |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | or piers morgan will go on a rant |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | talking like he represents every gooner |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | we'll need a miracle against bayern |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | maybe we'll get the upset |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | it is Arsenal after all |
