Hitler and Champion Porsche
744 views • 9/16/2018
Hitler Discovers he has been swindled out of his deposit at Champion Porsche by Shiraaz Sookrali
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have organized your itinerary |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | at these locations here, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | you then need to decide if you want to stay in the city |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | or on the outskirts in the country side |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | i will stay in the country side away from traffic |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so i can open up my new tourist delivery Porsche 911 that i have coming from Champion |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my Fuhrer.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | I regret to inform you a Champion employee |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | has disappeared along with your deposit |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | would everybody leave the room except for Kitel, Yodel, Cripes, right now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | what do you mean stole my fucking deposit!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I personally made that fucking deposit!! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | he said I had to pay a "large" deposit to secure the goddamn car! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | because it was a collectable in high demand or some shit.. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | that mutherfucker!! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | this only happens to idoits who buy a Camaro SS... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | not to people who buy Porsches from reputable dealers |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | the balls on this guy, does he think I am fucking stupid?? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | my Fuhrer perhaps you are over reacting im sure it is a simple mistake |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | over reacting?! Simple mistake? are you fucking high?? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | my Fuhrur, it is Champion we are taking about |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you listen here, It is that Shiraaz Sookrali |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | he stole my money! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | he rolls around like he owns the show |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | promising me paint to sample, sport buckets, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | all just broken promise garbage! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I even showed up to the dealership with fresh baked cookies to get to the front of the list! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and I gave his kids tickets to sea world.. and you know what, |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | he still fucks me in the ass like this! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | well you know what, im done with being treated like the people under Stalin! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have been waiting all year for this car.. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I needed this car, it is super rare. I like rare cars |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | it makes me feel invincible! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Fuck Champion |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Fuck Champion, Shiraaz Sookrali and the camel he rode in on! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I would like to get my hands on that greasy bastard |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | and you know what i would do? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I would take my fist and run it up his ass, thats what id do! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Id fist his ass until it turned inside out! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Mikalla, try not to think about that |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | perhaps I am over reacting |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I think Champion will make good on the deposit money |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and the car.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and perhaps give it to me for sticker price.. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | get Champion on the phone and see where we are and tell them I need a car |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | for this fucking weekend |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Id take a CPO car at this point |
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