| 00:00 - 00:03 | Ahhh...College Football on Saturday night! |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | AD Lyke?? Late again I see. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Ugh. Drunk Yinzers on the Clemente Bridge. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Squirrel Hill Tunnel traffic is a disaster... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | As usual, rail is a cluster... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | The score of our game with PSU |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | ...is expected any minute. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Chancellor Gallagher...Ummm...Spears... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Spears? |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Ollison was en fuego in the 1st half but PSU adjusted well... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and ended up totally annihilating us 51-6. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Lyke, Spears, Borghetti...stay. Others..get the fv¢k out!!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is going on with football?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | That punk Narduzzi assured me a win at Heinz was a mortal lock! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | 51-6! JFC!! Did we use the scout team?! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | A 7 year extension for that moron! What were you thinking?! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 116 yards in penalties? Do they even practice?! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We're $7M in the hole! I can't even afford to fire the coach!! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I'm having lunch with that midget Barron tomorrow... |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's going to serve me a YUGE $h1t sandwich Goddammit!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Boss, we're still one of the finest schools in the country! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Assh0le...executive d1¢k measuring begins & ends with the football team! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, I must object...! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Shut the hell up Borghetti you pansy. What do you do anyway? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | That preening Franklin is so smug & arrogant!!! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Narduzzi keeps telling me he's coaching up his 2-stars... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | to keep up with the 4 & 5 stars Penn State gets. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He's full of $h1t! Goddamit! WPIAL kids don't even want to play here. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Franklin's coaching circles around his azz! WTF! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I can't believe we're paying million$ to that Sparty reject!! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | If he walked in front of my car right now, I'd run him down!! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Jesus Christ, we're out-Rutgering Rutgers!!! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Is it too much to ask for football not to disgrace us? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Pittsburgh is a football town. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | The Rooney's already laugh at me behind my back. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Holeeee Sh1t... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I'm sick of losing to an...agricultural school! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you know we're 8-25-1 against them since Paterno was hired?! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No wonder they can get away with flipping to Nova & Temple! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And Narduzzi goes & runs his mouth all week calling out college kids... |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ...and he's pissed they ran up the score? What a pu$$y! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | You'll feel better after lunch at Primanti's... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess we'll never, ever beat them. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Shoulda seen this coming after we tore down our campus stadium... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We're... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | ...already a football laughing stock with our 9 national titles lies. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | With us losing 15 starters and their team's youth... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | ...we're gonna get us a new one torn next year too. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Jeeeezuusss, Where's my Ruger. |
