| 00:00 - 00:03 | The numbers are confirmed. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Sony is now leading the camera market. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | In Europe and worldwide |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The A7 III and A9 are unmatched |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Even some of our ambassadors have a Sony |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | But we have our mirrorless |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | we'll have eye-autofocus and 2 card slots |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Our new mirrorless.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Our engineers aren't that good |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We couldn't implement eye-AF |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | All I asked for was eye-AF, good battery life and 2 card slots |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You are just patethic ! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Sony's focus and eye tracking is amazing ! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I can't even focus on my sleeping dog with my Nikon |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And you want wedding photographers to buy our camera ?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We don't even have a 35mm f1.4 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | If a card gets corrupt, it will ruin our business |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | We'll stick our useless cameras in our ass |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | if we get an error on that single card |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, the XQD`s are better than normal SD's |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | They all get corrupt at some point ! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, but we'll launch a 58mm f0.95 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | It's a manual focus, you idiot |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They already have a 50mm f0.95 |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Sony has all primes with f1.4 |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Ultrawide angle lens, zoom lens, battery lasts twice |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Our battery drains even before we take all detail shots ! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | How many batteries do we need to cover a whole wedding ? a whole bag ? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | The new camera is just the mirrorless version of a D750 ! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just a little smaller |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Of course our ambassadors have Sony also |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Even I have one ! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I want to earn Fearless awards !! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I can't do that with my Nikon ! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | New mirrorless body they say...... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | It's not even as good as an A7R II |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And you want us to compete with the A9 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | You promissed better video since the 5d mark ii |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And we're still shit 10 years later ! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Even an iPhone has better video ! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, I won't tell about your Sony |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | We barely launched it |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And people ask for the next generation |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They wait for the next one |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | We failed badly... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We even need to beg Sony to make our sensors |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We can't do it ourselves |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Order yourselves the A7III |
