| 00:00 - 00:03 | We pick up the RV from the rental place at 9am |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Rendevous at the local WalMart |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | then caravan up to the Glen |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We traded your Vegas floors for a Glen Close RV Pass |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We should be all set up by noon, short walk to the stage |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I want the whole RV surrounded by EZ ups |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I don't want to feel a single drop of rain |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Curveball.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Curveball has just been cancelled |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They say the water is contaminated |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I need everyone who went to Alpharetta with me to leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What in the holy FUCK do you mean cancelled? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I did not book a trip to Watkins Glen to drink the fucking water! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I have 16 cases of LaCroix for the RV, and 3 kegs of Headdy Topper |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | If I wanted water.... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I would invade Iceland and melt the fucker down! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Maybe there would be water for everyone... |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | IF THEY DIDN'T CHARGE $6 A FUCKING BOTTLE! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It's not like these people shower! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My fuhrer...it was an order from the Department of Health |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | You can shove that bureaucratic bullshit up your ass! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer...it rained many days, the flooding... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The track is well above the flood plain... |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They flood that place with cheap beer and redneck piss every summer for NASCAR |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Can't they truck in some water? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | There is a lake every 5 miles around there! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Get a corporate sponsership from Aquafina or Dasani? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | All 5 of the great lakes of North America are within a few hours drive! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | That whole damn country is FLOODED! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Don't tell me they can't get water! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I need 2 bottles max, and only if I am rolling balls! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This was to be my big summer finale! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | How the hell are they gonna make this up to me? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They were dropping the Slip, Stitch & Pass on VINYL! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I think they were even dropping a Pollock! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I missed the Bakers Dozen Pollock by 6 people at the show |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Do you have any idea what those go for on ebay now? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | What else is going on? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Might as well just go to LOCKN to see those Dead has beens |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Get me Shapiro on the phone |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK....I still have our Dicks tix |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Eh, maybe this is for the best |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | save money for Mexico |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I just hope its MLK weekend again |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The food there is delicious! |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Keep the RV rental and extend it....I will go to LOCKN |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | without Warren Haynes it might be tolerable |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and at least Derek Trucks can play guitar! |
