| 00:00 - 00:03 | We start the Pre-season in Baltimore |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Then home with the Raiders |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | That little Gruden fellow |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Then home again with the Texans |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Lastly we travel to New Oleans. That ends Pre-season |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | not too bad actually |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | At least Donald is signed |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Im afraid |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sir |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | That we signed Todd Gurley instead |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Brandin Cooks |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Gurley and Cooks before Donald? Everyone out except Pastoors, Les and Demoff |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Whats wrong with you! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Sign Aaron Donald first! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Hes a once in a decade player! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | How do you still have jobs? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Gurley and Cooks before Donald? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Are you people insane! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He needs to be in a Rams jersey for life! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Hes a shoe in for the Hall of Fame! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He may cost up to 25 million dollars |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont give a shit how much he costs. I want a Super Bowl ring! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, we have to pay Talib and Peters too |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Do I need to have Hekker punt your balls? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Just sign Aaron! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Theres no Super Bowl without him |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I want him along side Ndamukong |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Plus Aaron is easier to spell |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Were moving into a new stadium in 2020 |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Im ready to leave half of you here! Theyre crucifying us on Twitter! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Just pay the man! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I dont care what it costs. Well charge $20 a beer and $15 for a dog |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Now about the uniforms |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Blue and yellow. I love the throwbacks! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They were the the best! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | That gold sucks |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Why in the hell do you change uniforms after you win the Super Bowl? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Who was the idiot that made that decision |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even the blue and whites are nice |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | But this gold blue and white crap |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Makes me want to puke |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay. They really are ugly |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Sometimes I miss Jeff Fisher |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | No surprises. Just 7 and 9 |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | No disappointments |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | No expectations |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I do like McVay though. Have you seen his girlfriend? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hope he keeps his mind on football |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Im ready for some football |
