| 00:00 - 00:03 | Yesterday, apparently, according to leading racists, |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | you called for the genocide of white folks |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and told credit card companies to shove off. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Now you will have to plan the whole thing, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | even though your schedule is packed. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | I have some availability after my noon phone meeting, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and before my 2pm nap. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. Scalzi ... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | One of your Twitter followers ... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | has a thing at 1pm and would prefer |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | not to be wiped from existence before then. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone eligible to vote for the Hugo, Nebula, or Locus, should leave. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | JEEZ WHITE PEOPLE |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOUR NEEDS ISN'T IT. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | LOOK, THE REST OF HUMANITY NEEDS THE PLANET THIS AFTERNOON. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | You know how this works. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I write from 7 to 9 in the morning. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I post the BIg Idea at 10. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I have a phone meeting at noon. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | My nap is at 2pm. ALL OF YOU KNOW THIS!!! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mr. Scalzi, if you move the nap up a couple hours that would-- |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'M NOT "MOVING THE NAP UP A COUPLE HOURS!" |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mr. Scalzi, you might find the rest makes you more productive-- |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | The genocide will be at 1pm. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THE NAP WILL BE AT 2. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | So far, |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | the leading response to White Genocide is, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | "Oh good, I can skip out of these commitments." |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | So way to accept the end, white folks! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Look, people, I just found out I called for white genocide. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I didn't know I would have to plan the whole thing too! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | In retrospect I wish I'd tweeted something angry ABOUT STALIN! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Thanks, white folks, for the cooperation. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | This white genocide is a surprise to me too, |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | but I'm glad we'll pull it off on such short notice. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And yes, that was sarcasm. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | You know what? Just forget it. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I didn't even ASK to be put in charge of this white genocide |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but I MADE AN EFFORT. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You all let me down. |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I guess the world is stuck with white people for a little longer. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Actually this works out well for us. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I guess I should tell you ... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I was all set to do this yesterday. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Just pro bono. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I grabbed an axe and map ... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I went to start the car, and the car wouldn't start. So. Yeah. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Kind of embarrassing. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Look, I'm disappointed too. |
