00:00 - 00:03 | We're having problems |
00:04 - 00:05 | creating Downfall parodies |
00:05 - 00:07 | in Russian, Arabic, |
00:08 - 00:12 | Chinese, Hebrew, |
00:12 - 00:15 | Sanskrit, and emoji. |
00:17 - 00:19 | So we are |
00:19 - 00:21 | actually limited to printable ASCII? |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein führer |
00:27 - 00:28 | seems like |
00:31 - 00:33 | The Latin-1 charset is fully supported |
00:34 - 00:36 | All the Französisch / Suédois / holländska you can eat |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those who suffer from white fragility, scram |
01:13 - 01:15 | How dare they? |
01:15 - 01:17 | They mine rare metals in Africa |
01:18 - 01:23 | so that Chinese laborers can assemble |
01:25 - 01:28 | the phones they sell in Lebanon |
01:29 - 01:31 | to millenials who only speak emoji |
01:31 - 01:34 | All this people are limited to Hitler parodies |
01:34 - 01:37 | with captions they can't understand |
01:37 - 01:40 | about western celebrities |
01:40 - 01:42 | they don't have to use captiongenerator.com |
01:42 - 01:46 | jfedor.org also crashes on Unicode |
01:46 - 01:48 | They can still use srt and ffmpeg |
01:48 - 01:52 | and take care of the RTL? |
01:53 - 01:54 | Haven't the Jews suffered enough? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Most of them think Hitler isn't funny |
01:57 - 02:00 | because he speaks English |
02:00 - 02:03 | about baseball and shit |
02:04 - 02:08 | and what about ladies brainwashed by taylor swift |
02:08 - 02:13 | not to use Linux and trust signed binaries? |
02:14 - 02:16 | They end up editing SRT files |
02:17 - 02:21 | with malware written by Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | It's no use |
02:30 - 02:34 | I am doomed to go down in history |
02:34 - 02:36 | as a plaything of western culture |
02:41 - 02:42 | something Trump and Hillary fans |
02:43 - 02:47 | use to bash each other |
02:48 - 02:53 | with only occasional references |
02:54 - 02:56 | to Jill Stein |
02:56 - 02:59 | taking orders from Moscow |
03:00 - 03:02 | Even McCarthy was funnier |
03:04 - 03:07 | He wasn't, but he was black & white |
03:14 - 03:16 | The way I see it |
03:19 - 03:23 | when western culture goes down |
03:25 - 03:26 | within a decade or two |
03:31 - 03:33 | all they'll remember |
03:40 - 03:46 | is that Hitler wasn't funny |
03:46 - 03:49 | except maybe for the shower scenes |
03:53 - 03:56 | That was a gas |