| 00:00 - 00:03 | Jafar has now arrived with an update |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | 88th minute still 0-0 |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Pooladi has been smacking Higuain down all game |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Haghighi is literally playing out of his mind |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Hosseini has put Aguero in his pocket |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Jahanbaksh has just subbed on |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Gucci is fearless we will tie |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Rahbar |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Jafar... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Jafar just text us Messi has scored in the 90th min |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It was a great effort by Team Melli |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anybody who is still a fanboy of Messi, Leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | KOS BIBI MESSI |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | 90TH MINUTE???? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | DEJAGAH SHOULD OF HAD A DAM PK IN THE 60TH |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | KIRAM DAHANET REFEREE |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I TOLD YOU ALL WE NEEDED SARDAR AZMOUN |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | BUT QUEIROZ WAS TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT BRAZILIAN KOS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | SO HE PUT KHOSROW HEYDARI ON THE FIELD |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | TO RUN LIKE A CHICKEN THE WHOLE TIME |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | RAHBAR HEYDARI IS A CLUTCH PLAYER |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I WOULDNT PUT HIM ON MY SONS UNDER 12 YEAR OLD TEAM |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | ARGENTINA WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR US |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WE HAD THEM RIGHT WHERE WE WANTED THEM |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND MESSI FUCKED IT ALL UP |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AGUERO HIGUAIN PALACIO |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | COULDNT DO ANYTHING AGAINST IRANIAN DEFENSE |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | POOLADI MADE HIGUAIN AND MESSI LOOK LIKE FOOLS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WE SHOWED THEM WHAT DRIPPLING MEANS |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | WHEN I SAW DEJAGAH HEAD THAT SHOT I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOAL |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | BUT THAT ANTAR ROMERO SAVED IT |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | NEVERMIND GUCCIS CHANCES |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | WE WERE ABOUT TO MAKE HISTORY |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | DODODODODO IRAN |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | KIRAM DAHANET MESSI |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | FUCK ME |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER THEN WHEN WE BEAT USA |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | REZA FUCKING ESTILI |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | MEHDI MAHDAVIKIA |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ABEDZADEH |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | KARIM BAGHERI KHODODAD AZIZI |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | ITS OKAY ANA ALI DAEI HELPED TOO |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | MY HEART IS BROKEN |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | OUR BOYS PLAYED FOR IRAN ZAMIN |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | WE WOULD OF HAD AN AMAZING PARTY IN TEHRAN TONIGHT |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | THINK ABOUT ALL THAT KOS |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | NOW NOBODY WILL BANG TONIGHT, HOPEFULLY MESSI ARRIVES TO QAZVIN ONE DAY |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | FAGHAT TEAM MELLI |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | LONG LIVE QUIEROZ |
