| 00:00 - 00:03 | This is going to be tougher than we thought |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | but I think we have a fighting chance. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | to save Kentucky. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our internal polling indicates |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | that we can win the state with a strong ad campaign. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Trump is starting his pivot. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Things are turning around with Manafort in charge. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mr. McConnell |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Mitch... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Trump replaced Manafort with the guy who runs Breitbart. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There will be no pivot. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Priebus, Ryan, Pence...stay. Everyone else leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WE HAD THIS ALL PLANNED OUT! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | OBAMA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ONE TERM PRESIDENT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | WE SHOULD BE RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION RIGHT NOW |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | BUT WE ARE LOSING TO HILLARY CLINTON?? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | 20 YEARS OF DRAGGING HER NAME THROUGH THE MUD |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A GERRYMANDERED CONGRESSIONAL MAP |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | BLOCKING EVERYTHING THEY DO |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | WHILE BLAMING THEM FOR NOT COOPERATING |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, but we were able to get control of the house and Senate. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | HOUSE AND SENATE?? WE ARE GETTING DESTROYED BY DONALD TRUMP! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, no one could have prepared for this. Fox News.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THEY HUMORED THE BUFFOON DURING THE PRIMARIES |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | AND NOW BREITBART?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They were supposed to support a Republican. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Not a...a...a TRUMP! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He's not even a Conservative! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HE'S JUST A MAN CHILD WHO BANKRUPTS CASINOS! CASINOS! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE LITERALLY GIVE YOU MONEY! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Why did we think he could run a campaign? |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's probably using donor money to line his own pockets! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Money that we need for downballot races. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | My entire career is being Trumped on. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | My name was feared in this town. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And now... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | AND NOW I'M GOING TO BE BLAMED FOR THE DEATH OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I can see the Tombstone: "RIP Republican Party 1864-2016 |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Driven off a cliff by Beaky Buzzard |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | in a van owned by short-fingered narcissist |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | WHO WAS DEFAULTING ON HIS AUTO LOAN!!" |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | (I'm sure he was going to pay eventually.) |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Where did I go wrong? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | This was a race even Hitler could have won. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Heh. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Go. Salvage what you can. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe there's a chance we can retain veto power in the Senate. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It'll give me something to do as the Senate Minority Leader. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Again. |
