| 00:00 - 00:03 | Operation Trojan horse update. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our inside man, |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is taking US out of the battle. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Our spy Trump is set to be elected as the President of US of A. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | He is good, he lies better than you sir. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | How is our plan doing, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | is this weapon powerful against the Americans? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I'm terrified. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Even we are afraid of this destruction. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The Americans will not survive. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | You sassypants, leaders only! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is how we destroy them! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | he will cause havoc amongst the citizens, |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | make them fight each other! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They will not mess my world dominion anymore. |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Everything is going smootly. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | He is bad for their economy, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | he thinks he knows best how to make money, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | but a blind monkey would do better than him. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | His father left him loads of money |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | but he lost most of it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He will ruin the American financial leading position, |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | so we can easily enslave them in a few years. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He sues friends and enemies left and right |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | He does our job for us. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Putting most of their own people in concentration camps. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | He tells their workers that he will get them secure jobs, |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | but actually most companies will go bankrupt because of him. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | People will be unemployed and hopeless. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He will free gun laws, |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | so they shoot each other, he is like Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | So we don't have to kill them. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | They will not be bothering about dictators like me anymore. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | They will isolate themselves from the rest of the world, |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | so we do not have to besiege them. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Donald uses old divide and conquer tactic, |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | setting the country leaders in dismay. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | We will swipe them all off easily soon. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I would like to do this job myself, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | but that monkey Obama has made their country too strong. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Eva, Trump will destroy Americans. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I cannot beat America. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My only worry is, |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | if the Americans could find out who he is, |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and decide to vote for Hillary. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Clinton will keep their country strong. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Hillary will win the election, |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | and we will lose. |
